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My latest Two Bits to share, November 2008:

Holiday Games 2008:

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So it's the first week of November and we already have a new president elect. Keep in mind that I work very hard to keep this site as nonpolitical and entertainment-exclusive as possible, so I'm not about to make this into a political editorial. However, you've heard it everywhere in October and I hope you don't mind hearing it one more time, in hindsight; I hope you voted, now more than ever. It's bad enough to not vote in a presidential election though this time around; you could've been a part of history. If you're glad about who won, you could've been one of the people who made it so. While it's fair to say some people are upset with who won, you did at least vote, right? Personally, I've always felt that there should be some record of someone voting, and if they did not, they don't get to complain about anything for four years. I know it sounds bizarre though it would sure get more people to the polls, wouldn't it? Given how passive aggressive some people are these days, they'd leave skid marks to the polls if that law was passed. Though I don't want to make this site into a political one, so I digress...

In the far less serious world of entertainment, November is a major month for another reason: game releases. Much like summer movies, this is the month when a whole slew of games are released just in time for the holiday shopping rush. While some games are waiting to come out until just under the wire in early December, no less than a dozen heavily hyped games are about to be released this very month. Here's some first thoughts for the biggest of them. If you're interested, feel free to use the handy order links I've included...presuming you haven't jumped the gun and preordered them already!

By next week you'll probably be busy playing Mirror's Edge. The sales pitch for this game is that not unlike Portal, the lead character isn't armed. They're a sort of "postal carrier" of the future, delivering packages in a world where a military force controls the streets with an iron fist. So your character gets deliveries to where they need to go, via rooftop to rooftop. Sure, fanboys of the game Portal may not like the comparison, though you know what I mean: in a world where most games have only one rule ---shoot everything moving--- this is another "puzzle" game, not unlike Portal, where some thought is required. I'm looking very forward to this game and I'm getting it right away.

Click Here for order links (Multiple platforms)Just last week I played the Xbox demo to Tomb Raider Underworld. This is the first Tomb Raider with a totally revamped game engine, and I was looking forward to seeing what the game designers did here. From a game play perspective the game hasn't changed much; climb and jump up and down precarious ruins and ancient tombs to "raid," and try not to get Lara killed in the process. It's the added detail, via next generation game system technology, which sells the sequel. Have Lara roll away from enemies and she gets slowly covered in dirt and whatnot; dive into the water and it washes away with a wet "sheen" on Lara, which gradually fades away as she "dries off." It sounds like a simple detail yet it adds to the realism. Lara is also a lot more expressive in this game; she's come a long way from the original Playstation One "doll" which bobbed its inanimate face as it talked. Personally I felt the demo was too short though it left you wanting more, which I guess is the point. However as for the game itself; there's an early reference to the arch villainess from the prior game (Tomb Raider Legend) which I guess means this continues that story, so get it if you want to know how that story concludes.

Click Here for order links (Multiple platforms)One of the most controversial games this season is Mortal Kombat Versus DC Universe. The bottom line for this game is: the MK series is known to be M for Mature, and this is T for Teen. While I'm not a fan of the "Saw" movie series; imagine if that movie series was suddenly made PG-13 because someone wanted to add the cast of Smallville. This is exactly like that; the latest Mortal Kombat, rated T for Teen. I'm guessing that DC Comics wouldn't give the rights to the characters unless the game didn't gore the heroes to death like most Mortal Kombat games. I can see why; nobody wants to see their favorite superhero die a bloody painful death. Yet doesn't that negate the whole worth of this idea? It's like saying you want a zombie movie, yet in order to appeal to the comic book aged kids; the zombies won't be dead and will instead just look really tired. While on the subject, though; how cool would this idea have been back in the day, when the game was still 2D and the characters were actual live actors playing each role? At the time, they probably could've cast Christopher Reeve as Superman and Michael Keaton as Batman. That game would've rocked, T-for-Teen or not. This game...well, well have to wait and see.

Click Here for order links (Multiple platforms)Prince of Persia is a tough call for me. The "Sands of Time" trilogy has ended and that means...no more time travel powers? I don't know how that will pan out, if that's true. Sure this new prince has a cool "gauntlet" and apparently a magical female ally, though without the way-cool option to rewind time if you make a goof, I don't know how this game will succeed. You can't introduce a popular game element and then say "That was the old story the new one doesn't have that." However; that's a game coming out in December so maybe I just haven't read enough about the game yet. Maybe his sorceress-style friend could have time rewind powers?

Click here to order this game (milti platform)Sonic Unleashed...whoa, talk about re-inventing the series with this one. The prior Sonic the Hedgehog game for Xbox 360 and PS3 was so horrible; many critics gave it a one star review. So they attempt to up the ante with...evil Sonic? Well, not exactly. The idea here is that Eggman zaps Sonic with a ray that makes him into a "werehog" of sorts. Too bad I already saw this "hero becomes monster" story in the Jak & Daxter game series. The werewolf element is also a bit too familiar to the recent Zelda to not see this as a pretty tired cliché. Not to nitpick the idea to death, though what about Sonic's super speed? Didn't he see the "werewolf way" coming at him, and if so, why didn't he just run? For that matter; if Eggman wanted to make an evil Sonic, why didn't the result look like his prior attempt at the same thing, "Shadow the Hedgehog"...? It's a confusing storyline, and frankly I don't see how a monster sonic is going to improve gameplay unless monster Sonic is super-fast or something. Then again, the kids really want this one for the holidays, so at least it has that much going for it.

Not to be outdone, there are a slew of big name sequels coming out, ranging from Gears of War 2 to Resistance 2 and just recently, Fallout 3. I'm not trying to snub these games as much as humbly not mention the obvious. The fan base for each of these games is so strong there's no point in acknowledging these sequel's releases. Any negative comments (if any) would lead to a flame war; any positive comments would lead to little more than a "Well, duh" from the fanboys. So yes I know these games are out, though forgive me for not adding order links to games you've probably already pre-ordered almost half a year ago!

Of course, all the above games will be reviewed in their appropriate game system review pages on this site, once the game is available. All we know for now is that there are more than enough reasons to keep playing games this holiday season. Whether these games will be award winning or just passable is anyone's guess for now.

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