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Disneyana Convention: 2000!

(Convention Theme this year: It's a Small World!)

A Review by Techtite

Can you believe it has taken this many Disneyana conventions until "It's a Small World" was the theme? Regardless, the ride that encompasses all the worlds in one attraction was perfect for the first convention of "Y2K." The convention was all the more complete with a guest appearance by songwriter Richard Sherman. A convention based on a classic Disney ride was a great idea, and worth the wait. In many ways, this might have been one of the best Disney conventions of all time.

First, we have registration. How cool is it when even the bag that your registration package comes in is reusable? I'm not kidding; they gave convention guests, for free, this reusable carry bag, with the Disneyana 2000 Convention Logo covering one side. Allow me to edit this review to add that my own mother, who attended this convention, still used this bag on all her Disney World trips many years later. That's how well made this bag was...and it was simply the container for the registration package! While earlier conventions had a free Christmas ornament (this year had none), the free statuette this year would be unique in that it was not a clock; instead it was of goofy holding a music box that played the Small World theme. The bad news: the box was made of cardboard, so this statuette was very fragile. But hey...how about that cool carry bag?

As for the convention theme itself...well...let me be fair. This year had to follow two totally cool convention years, each with a very imaginative story. Disney Villains year (1997) had Mickey disappear while we all looked for clues to find him, in a scavenger hunt. The following year had convention guests try to sing classic Disney songs, and act out classic cartoon moments. Then last year you had that cool Pluto "idol" like a Disney style Indiana Jones style Mickey Safari. That said...well...you can see where I'm going with this...and it can be summarized by two character names: Captain Galleon and his first mate, "Dingy." How do I try to be a Disney fan and talk about these two? Hmm...

Maybe I should just shoot it straight, as it were. There are many ways to salute Small World in a convention, and many more ways to make the ride into a simple "story." It's pretty disappointing that all Disney's  "Imagineers" could come up with was Captain Galleon and Dingy. Yes, "dingy" Dingy desperately wants to sing the "Small World" song. Yes, Captain Galleon won't let him, until the end of the convention. Given the fantastic stage productions in earlier years, this was disappointing. Mind you; they already had the fantastic subject matter of Small World Ride, and it isn't like every convention needs a "story." People go to conventions for the limited edition items, and the fun. So let's just move along now...

The reason the lack of a "story" this year doesn't lower this year's convention rating one bit, is because everything else was dead solid perfect. This includes theme night, where all of Fantasyland was open to convention guests for one night, exclusively. One stroke of pure genius: the food menu, activity schedule, and map of all rides/attractions, was put on a cloth "treasure map" which conventioneers could keep. Even better: characters were out in full force, with each character out in front of "their" ride, including Peter Pan and Wendy (shown here). Did I mention that all fantasyland rides were open, and you could go on each, as many times as you wished, all night long? Free food was offered as well, although the menu was slightly changed. I guess I was too busy riding all the rides for free to care if the food was mostly chicken wings, ribs, and bratwurst. Whatever! The final moment of theme night was worth the whole evening, with the Electrical Parade held exclusively for the convention guests. Neat.

Theme night even had a few surprises! At a particular moment, the back of the castle trumpeted the arrival of Cinderella and her Prince. First, the royal court dancers paraded around, in perfectly choreographed style. Then came the humorous arrival of The evil Stepmother and Stepsisters. Then Cinderella arrives in her four-horse Royal Coach, complete with her Fairy Godmother and even her female mice friends (sorry, trivia buffs; I forget their names).  The Godmother character had handfuls of glitter that she threw on the Prince and Cinderella, and once they went up the stairs to the castle balcony, a bunch of birds were released, along with tons of streamers and confetti. Then the court dancers danced with any of the Convention guests who wanted to join in. Yeah, I know; so what if they replaced shish-ke-bobs with bratwurst this year? This stage production was totally cool. Bravo!

Then there's the limited edition roster this year. To be honest, this was some of the most imaginative items they've offered in years, although with disappointingly low edition numbers. On the one hand, that Lilliput Lane miniature of Disneyland's Small World ride was cool, and everyone who wanted one got one (or so I heard from those I spoke to). However, few were able to buy Tinkerbell on Captain Hook's hook, with a victorious expression on her face, complete with the single line on the base of the statue: "Attitude." What a great work of art...yet limited to only 50 ever made! Mind you, there were still many excellent sericels and art posters, including the fantastic artwork of "Cinderella's Dream" by Randy Souders (who, last I checked, still has a personal web site, here), and a photomosaic of Walt Disney (his face is created via thumbnail pics from his many animated films), and similar items.

NOTE ! Not to pine on bad news on an otherwise swell convention but: Disneyana's hosts and hostesses next year might want to make better preparations for framing of limited edition artwork, during the convention. Okay; so it takes time to professionally frame artwork that can be bought unframed. That's still no excuse to not offer pre-framed artwork that anyone would require to be framed. That was the case with a particularly fragile piece of 3D art which consisted of various glued pieces of paper to create a 3D image. The piece was very stunning framed...until purchasers learned it was sold "unframed." To add more complications to the purchaser: framing of the item cost more money and could not be guaranteed to be done before the end of the convention. I'm just suggesting, to all future Disneyana Convention Staff Members: PRE-frame all limited edition items, that could not make it home safely any other way. I'm just saying.

The auction this year was amusing for many reasons. Auction items included a giant Ariel (The Little Mermaid), that was originally made for the Disney Store at Disney World Marketplace. This statue must have been around six feet tall! Other items included a disco ball with --you guessed it-- reflective Mickey Ears! Several sericels and paintings were auctioned as well. I can only imagine that Disney was very pleased with eBay's performance at the auction, because the final bids on several items were pretty high.

The final banquet, much like the Theme Party, made up for most of the earlier snafus. Although there was the return of Galleon and Dingy, you didn't have to see them until after a fantastic surf-and-turf dinner, and an equally fun stage show. Surprise guest stars this year were Haley Mills, and one of the composers of the "It's a Small World" song himself, Richard Sherman. The stage show Sherman & Mills hosted consisted of classic Disney songs divided in the categories of the Small World lyrics; a world of "hope" and of "fears" and of "laughter" and of "tears." Considering how these stage shows are meant as one-time-only affairs, this was one of the better Disneyana stage events ever offered. Even simple moments, like having Sherman and Mills sing "Let's get Together" from her classic Disney film, The Parent Trap, was worth the whole evening.

After the Banquet Dinner, the "final gift" was offered, of Goofy and Mickey on the Small World Ride. In a fitting farewell, this small pewter statuette had around its base all of the world's many words for "farewell," just like the end of the ride itself! Such an additional free gift jacks up this convention's value to a strong thumbs-up. In closing, regardless of Galleon and Dingy, there was little this year that could've been any better. Will next year's convention, held at Disneyland, be as good? Only time will tell...though Disneyland has a tough act to follow.

 Final Rating : Deep Impact. One of the best conventions I ever attended; even the grating "Captain Galleon and Dingy" could not smear a fine salute to one of the most classic Disney rides of all time.

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